ccnovels Chapter 161 Out Of Place Because Of Not Being Perverted Enough
Chapter 161 Out Of Place Because Of Not Being Perverted Enough
After a while.
PDD returned to the studio with a pale face.
"Guys, I kind of underestimated the power of words."
"I felt a little nauseous at first, and then out of nowhere, the picture came up.
"Then, I went to the toilet and threw up."
"The most terrible thing is that when I saw those filth, I thought of the fucking fat man eating someone else's fried pork with winter melon..."
"Don't say it, don't say it."
PDD waved his hand, and his throat visibly rolled again.
He quickly took a sip of water to suppress his shock.
"Brother just now, I will send you 500 yuan in red envelopes. Although your answer is indeed the best. But I really don't want to enter it. I'm afraid I have to go through it again in my mind. I can't bear it."
"So, I choose the one where the fat man is the murderer. You both have 500 red envelopes in this wave."
"Sisters, leave Dapu! I just watched the live broadcast and was on the verge of vomiting. My boyfriend asked me if I was pregnant?! He also said that he was 17 and I had safety measures every time, and asked me if I was out fooling around? Even going through my phone..."
"Sister, let me teach you a trick, and you tell your boyfriend: Impossible, it must be yours, and I and others both took medicine afterward!"
"I think it's good to persuade, don't persuade next time."
"I stopped the desire to vomit at first, but after listening to Teacher P's description, I really couldn't help it... I stopped talking and went to wash the quilt."
"Hurry up, hurry up, don't let this thing appear in my mind."
"Get rid of, get rid of, I don't want anything now."
PDD selects the penultimate answer and submits it.
Then, the sixth question popped up directly in front of my eyes.
[Question 6: Once upon a time, there was a sailor who married an experimenter in a medical laboratory. Not long after the marriage, the female experimenter became insane. Why? Please answer within three minutes. Overtime will automatically be regarded as giving up. 】
"Brothers, the sixth question is here, start your performance."
"Don't be too perverted, let's take it easy."
"I'll come first, I'll come first: I think it's a seaman who got married and a female PUA experimenter, so she's insane."
"Where did this normal person come from, get out of here quickly."
"You come first, that's it?"
"Let me tell you something, it should be that after the two got married, the female experimenter couldn't bear the turbulence of the sea, and then became insane.
"I think it may be that the two of them saw something indescribable in the sea, and the SAN value was lost."
"What's the matter with this question, are they all so small and refreshing?"
"Let me analyze, the sailors may have endured famine at sea, so they ate sea mice, and then couldn't change this habit; so after getting married, they ate all the experimental mice of the female experimenter raw, and witnessed all this. Naturally Lan, the female experimenter, let it go."
"Yes, although I don't agree with this answer, the atmosphere has finally returned."
"Began to gradually walk on the path of abnormality."
"My guess is that when this female experimenter was conducting an experiment one day, she discovered that the person she dissected was actually her husband, and she was insane."
"That's okay! When the female experimenter was doing the experiment, she found that the person dissected was exactly the same as her husband, but her husband was standing next to her, and she felt a sense of horror!"
Seeing this barrage, PDD immediately shouted: "Yes, yes, I think this answer is enough!"
The answer is submitted, and the seventh question appears.
【Question 7: Once upon a time, there was a widow who was a gambler. One day she saw the diary written by her youngest son. On April 6, my father didn’t like to take a bath and had a lot of lice on his body. I scratched him while he was sleeping. It was so much fun. After the woman read it, she killed her son directly. Why? Please answer within three minutes. If the timeout expires, it will be automatically regarded as giving up. 】
"Guys, let's get started."
"I think this question should be about a gambler betting his life with a man. The condition for gambling his life is how many lice he has on his body. As a result, his son caught many of them, so he lost the bet and was kicked off; the woman finally found out that her husband The cause of death, in a state of desperation, killed his son as well."
"Is this question so simple? I have been tempered by fried pork with winter melon now, please be bold and give me a break.
"Yes, not perverted, I don't like it."
"I have an idea. The child may not be catching lice, but the rotten maggots on his husband! Because the woman was tired of gambling, she killed him. Then she left it at home to grow maggots, but her son found out."
"Hey, I'm starting to get used to the taste gradually, please step up your efforts, perverted bosses."
"As a normal person, I literally shivered in the corner."
"Then I will also contribute a more perverted version: the woman is perverted and loves her husband deeply, but the husband was killed because of a gambler. The woman is reluctant to put her husband on the left side of the bed and sleeps with her hug every day. She was already maggoted and was reluctant to find her son’s diary later, so she killed her son and put him on the right side of the bed, and the woman slept in the middle every day.”
"Hey, are you the policeman? Come in and check, there are bad people among the crowd!"
"I really like this class of netizens, they are talented and perverted."
"The third answer, it's really amazing! Necrophilia! The corpse is rotting and maggots, and you are still sleeping in your arms, my mother..."
"Okay, use the third answer."
[Question 8 of No. 297: Once upon a time, there was a woman whose husband liked to have affairs very much. This woman couldn't stand it anymore and decided to commit suicide by taking medicine. Before committing suicide, she left a suicide note to her first love. After the first lover saw the suicide note, he rushed to the house in a hurry. Fortunately, the woman was not dead. When the woman saw the first lover coming, she was very excited, and the two were lingering. The first lover told the woman that he would help her husband to teach her a lesson. As a result, the next day, the police came to the door and told the woman that her husband died during a tryst with his mistress. What happened? Please answer within three minutes. If the timeout expires, it will be automatically regarded as giving up. 】
"So, this woman's ex-husband is actually a double?"
"It's unscientific. If it's a pair, then it's completely possible for a threesome to live happily together."
"Men on top of men, strong men lock men..."
"Let me think about this order. The woman is at the front, the ex-husband is in the middle, and the husband is at the end? It can also be the husband in the middle and the ex-husband at the end.
"Brother, open your eyes, why isn't the ex-husband in the front, the woman in the middle, and the husband in the back?"
"Don't be crooked! Don't be crooked, find the answer!"
"It's very simple, that mistress is the mistress of the woman's ex-husband, and she helped him kill her husband.
"It's not enough. I think the essence of this question is to go now."